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Well it is Saturday and I intend to chat today at 4. Yesterday was awesome
because I got to chat a little with Spencer but sadly was supposed to be
doing other things than chatting, looking at blogs, and email. So I was a
bit...non-communicative. Today though I shall chat if anyone is upon the
internet. If not however...well I guess I will send my emails and tinker
around for a bit...hoping someone gets on. Wish I could check blogs with
this connection and all...it is really too bad that satellite modems are so
darned expensive...we are going to start a log book with that and begin
tallying up our precious kilobytes. 1000 bytes in a kilobyte and 1000
kilobytes in a megabyte I believe is correct? Nes pas?
Well I am currently listening to Desert Rose by John Tesh and it is awesome!
Yep yep...John Tesh does a good job with most of his songs but most of them
are too slow for me...but this one is good...not hard or anything but it has
a mystery to it. I tis mysterious.
As to whether it is more foolish to ask a lady her age or her weight, I
think it would be wise to refrain from either and just let them tell you of
their own free will if they ever feel so inclined (which if they are picky
about that will never happen). You will live longer and be healthier in
general if you stick to those guidelines. Much healthier than going around
asking girls (who have sharp nails mind you) what they weigh and their age.
Though I don't think younger girls mind so much about the age thing. But if
they are out of college...might want to be careful about the age stuff.
Umm...Maybee...I may be ancient but unfortunately I can't get along with
adults THAT well (not like you...I wouldn't choose to sit with adults and
wouldn't necessarily enjoy it...unless the adults treated me like my age and
included me in the discussion...but generally I would hang out with the
young whippersnappers).
Yeah thanks for sticking up for me Spencer! I am far from feeble. Why in my
old age I am stronger than I have ever been! I was rereading your comment
about how you wouldn't necessarily go so far as to call my feeble Spence.
Yep yep. Feeble is going too far. I mean one can be elderly and still be
sturdy and hardy. Yep yep...I should answer your email Zap...you spilled
water on your computer three times! Dang! What is that law stating that
anything that could possibly go wrong will go wrong? It certainly sounds
like it is a very accurate law if you ask me.
posted by Jon the "Lord of the Onion Rings" at 9:03 AM
4 Comments:
Yay for you Jonathan!!!
Awww stink. Ya, you guys are right. You are not feeble Jonathan. You're just an old man. ;-) haha. >:)
Although... my quizzers were most amused by such an... SPENCER! I GOT IT!!!! I have figured out the secrete of why Jonathan rubs off on people so much and affects them so much! Its because he's learned from his youth and he is so old he has more experiance than us... so he's learned how to rub off on other people! And affect people he's never even met in his entire life and has not said more than 5 sentences to! Sheesh! And even those less than 5 sentences were passed on through another person to get them all messed up!
Now what was I saying? Oh yes, my quizzers are quite amazed by
such an ancient old man dressing up like a mouse. Of course.. they're not aware of your age yet... you have aged very gracefully. Even though you look a ton older than you did a year ago...
Quote: "SPENCER! I GOT IT!!!! ...so he's learned how to rub off on other people!" Good job! Now if only he would admit to it and teach us...
Quote: "What is that law stating that anything that could possibly go wrong will go wrong?" Would that be Murphy's Law? :) Yes, I have found it to be quite accurate unforunatly. I found a corollary to it online too!
"The difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually proves impossble to get at or repair." Thank you Douglas Adams.
Oh my word! No kidding Spencer.
Quote: "Quote: "SPENCER! I GOT IT!!!! ...so he's learned how to rub off on other people!" Good job! Now if only he would admit to it and teach us..."
If we get enough people who have been affected by him to start commenting on here and telling him so, or emailing him, I woulder if he'd get the hint. Hmmmmm...
For instance, Abbi, another email/internet buddy of mine and his was telling me just the other day that he was rubbing off on her, she said, "You and Jonathan are rubbing off on me" but what she doesn't know is that during the almost year before I met her, Jonathan rubbed off on me enough that its just all from the same source.
Its contagious like the common cold. Some people get it, some people don't, people who got it pass it on to other people... although its a whole lot more pleasent to be Jonathan-a-tized than to have a common cold. Plus its a lot more fun. :-D Jonathan, you have just been compared to a cold. Now don't you feel special?
haha.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sobs* Darn it! Blast that stupid comment! You have gotten one thing of spam Jonathan. *sigh* Does this mean that you're going to put up those thing-a-ma-jig-a-ma-bobbers again? Oh well. If you do then I'll just be like, lalalala... oh ya my word for today is danwea oooo... I bet that means Dan is going on a roller coaster ride and is going Weeeaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must be having fun. (and those letters were actually random... haha)
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